Facebook Hoax Denouement
The Clash - Hateful
Of course, according to the natural law of maximum irony, my very next Facebook post resulted in this screenshot.
In my withering defense, I rate anything I read based on the relative historical trustworthiness of the writer. Ebert, Gibson, my wife, rate very high and are near-unimpeachable sources. William Gibson rated a cursory check of Google News to see that, yeah, there are other headlines from other sources telling the same story.
That said, don't do the crime if you can't do the good natured time :-)
Since Facebook sucks at telling time, the meat all happened within ten minutes of the tweet I read