Name your vulns better
George Clinton - Yank My Doodle
Drupalgeddon is silly, but at least it gets the point across that something is wrong and you must go fix it right now. Heartbleed, Shellshock, POODLE... not so much. At least we all had a heads-up that "some horrible SSLv3 attack" was coming even if no one knew specifics.
We've had enough this year already. Who wants a do-over on 2014?