How To Use An Elevator
Chris Cornell - You Know My Name (watching Casino Royale)
Many people seem to require a refresher course on how elevators work. For those of you who would like to brush up, it works like this:
- Push button indicating the z-axis direction in which you wish to travel
- Wait for elevator to arrive
- When elevator arrives, observe doors opening and, importantly, wait for any current passengers to exit the elevator before barging the fuck in.
- Enter elevator
- Press button indicating the z-axis destination you prefer
Job done. I'll probably post about urinals and restroom etiquette in general next.