How To Use An Elevator
xrayspx - Sun, 04/01/2012 - 12:58am
Chris Cornell - You Know My Name (watching Casino Royale)
Many people seem to require a refresher course on how elevators work. For those of you who would like to brush up, it works like this:
- Push button indicating the z-axis direction in which you wish to travel
- Wait for elevator to arrive
- When elevator arrives, observe doors opening and, importantly, wait for any current passengers to exit the elevator before barging the fuck in.
- Enter elevator
- Press button indicating the z-axis destination you prefer
Job done. I'll probably post about urinals and restroom etiquette in general next.
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Excellent brush up on how to use an elevator...
People can be so rude. Its
People can be so rude. Its fun trying not to get run over in an elevator with a service dog!