How To Use An Elevator

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Many people seem to require a refresher course on how elevators work. For those of you who would like to brush up, it works like this:

  • Push button indicating the z-axis direction in which you wish to travel
  • Wait for elevator to arrive
  • When elevator arrives, observe doors opening and, importantly, wait for any current passengers to exit the elevator before barging the fuck in.
  • Enter elevator
  • Press button indicating the z-axis destination you prefer

Job done. I'll probably post about urinals and restroom etiquette in general next.

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Excellent brush up on how to use an elevator...

People can be so rude. Its fun trying not to get run over in an elevator with a service dog!